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      Läste det på scoobynet

      ”A lady walks into a Subaru dealership. She browses around, then spots an STi and walks over to inspect it.

      As she bends to feel the fine upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn’t pop up right now.

      However, as she turns back, there, standing right next to her, is a salesman.
      ”Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?”

      Very uncomfortably she asks, ”Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?”

      He answers, ”Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh1t yourself when you hear the price!!”

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